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Aqua Velva Man: Success Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry

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Salt Lake City Weekly | March 16, 2010

“Well, I’m not apologizing for anything,” said Mit Romney. (Mit downsized his name at the same time he downsized his domiciles, so people would forget that he is the richest guy to ever run for president.)

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Tags: Mit Romney, U.S. presidency, Utah, Sarah Palin

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Suspicious Zoo Deaths Linked to Violent Orangutannew

Officials at Hogle Zoo, under fire for the skyrocketing mortality rates for their animal inmates, announced that a Bornean orangutan named Talukan, had been elevated to the status of prime suspect in the mysterious deaths last January of zebras Taji and Monty.

Salt Lake City Weekly | D.P. Sorensen | 03-30-2010 | Animal Issues

Tags: Hogle Zoo, Taji and Monty, animals

Mit Saves the World, One Derelict Passenger At a Timenew

My old missionary companion Mit Romney is a bit of a fussbudget, so none of his close friends were surprised by the recent airplane incident, which I witnessed.

Salt Lake City Weekly | D.P. Sorensen | 03-02-2010 | Comedy

Tags: Scott Brown, Mit Romney, Rules, Airplanes

Mitt Will be President ... In the Fullness of Timenew

Mitt and his fans in Utah are not shy about lusting for the No. 2 spot. In fact, Mitt's minions enthusiastically posit a scenario in which Vice President Mitt moves into the Oval Office after the Grim Reaper removes its occupant.

Salt Lake City Weekly | D.P. Sorensen | 04-17-2008 | Comedy

Tags: 2008 presidential election, Mitt Romney, humor & satire

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Utah Lt. Gov. Greg Bell Under Investigationnew

Utah Lt. Gov. Greg Bell may have broken the law by commissioning an "informal" audit that was aimed at derailing a child abuse investigation on behalf of a friend's daughter.

Salt Lake City Weekly | Stephen Dark | 02-22-2013 | Politics

Hundreds Sing in Utah Capitol at Gov't Secrecy Protestnew

Hundreds gathered at the Utah Captiol tonight protesting a bill signed by the governor that guts Utah's open government records law known as GRAMA. Spotaneously, the protesters entered the Capitol and House Chamber, signing and beating drums.

Salt Lake City Weekly | Jesse Fruhwirth | 03-10-2011 | Politics

Tags: Utah, GRAMA, HB 477

Utah's Secrecy Grabnew

The Utah state legislature is seeking a special exception from government transparency on the eve of the redistricting process, a function of utmost importance to the functioning of our representative government.

Salt Lake City Weekly | Jesse Fruhwirth | 03-07-2011 | Politics

Tags: Utah, Redistricting, GRAMA, HB 477

Republicans Unleash Everything Except Meghan McCain's Cleavage to Win Votesnew

A new video posted on the Weber County GOP blog highlights the best assets for Republicans: their T&A. Over the course of three minutes, a slideshow of GOP women is presented.

Salt Lake City Weekly | Josh Loftin | 03-23-2010 | Politics

Tags: T&A, Weber County Republicans, women

What Happened to 2010 Citizen Lobbyists in Utahnew

Gay activist Eric Ethington feels he and the LGBT community got screwed this year. “It seemed like the Legislature did not take much input from their constituents, and by and large, just made general statements."

Salt Lake City Weekly | Austen Diamond | 03-23-2010 | Politics

Tags: citizen activists, Eric Ethington, LGBT community, Utah

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